With... Adam Sargant
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It's our last episode of series 1!!! Expect ghost, ghouls and lots of
laughs as we round off the series with Adam Sargant, AKA Haunted Haworth.
We'll be...
1 week ago
One of the brighter (relative term) guys figured out that if he went into the library and pretended to be reading a book, the teacher who was in charge of the library was so pleased that we were actually reading, she would leave you alone. That was when you could get your hit of snoose. The problem of where to spit was easily solved. [...] The solution was to simply take a book off the shelf, open it, spit into the book, and then put it back on the shelf where it would likely rest undisturbed for at least the next three months. During this time, everything would dry out and the only evidence would be an ugly brown stain that would be heaviest on pages 104 and 105 but would fade out by pages 100 and 109. [...]Ever wondered what that stain in that old library copy of Jane Eyre was? Ugh.
There developed a protocol for this procedure. Some books were sacrosanct. Nothing by Zane Grey, McKinley Cantor, Jack London or Robert Ruark could be touched. Other books were fair game. Such titles as "Jane Eyre," "Little Women," "A Tale of Two Cities" and anything by Laura Ingalls-Wilder were common depositories. (Bruce Florquist)
Say hi to Heaven on the south side of the Island: Romance Alert! This original moody and mystical turn-of-the-century mansion is over the top luverly. You'll feel like you're walking into, uhm Wuthering Heights or maybe a Merchant/Ivory screenplay. (Kathe Fraga)As if the mention of a Wuthering Heights by the sea wasn't strange enough - really, can you picture Lockwood saying that Wuthering Heights was 'over the top luverly'?
Los Campesinos! at The Black Cat: This Welsh septet is known for playing a mix of punk/ pop that uses co-ed, half sang/half shouted vocals to create ridiculously energetic music. Their English-nerd lyrics reference Jane Eyre and list stationary as a means of arousal. All this, taken together, virtually guarantees a fun show. (The band plays at the Black Cat, 1811 14th St., NW. Doors open at 9, May 16) (Zack Rosen)More information about the Jane Eyre reference in these previous posts.
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